What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

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what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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alex is cool

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A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

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