- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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