- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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