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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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