What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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It got hit by a rocket.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a southerner [but certainly not a redneck!], a New Englander, and a Californian), an Argentinian, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uraguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, a Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahamanian, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Taiwanese, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 47-53 Africans walk into a fine restaurant. Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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bryden is a faggot

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How do you spell eight? 8

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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