What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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my egg roll

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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A Chinese man and an american lived together. The Chinese man said to the american man, "I'm going to walk the dog." The American said "OK." Later that night they were eating dinner. The American said to the Chinese man, "I don't think that I've had this meat before. What is it?" The Chinese man replied, "The dog." The American, surprised, spewed out the food he was eating. "THE DOG!?" he yelled, shocked. The Chinese man replied, "Yes, I TOLD you I was going to wok the dog!"

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a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

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