How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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Womens rights.

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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One day a man walked into a wall

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Anti Joke

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