how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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