- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Caramel Boing.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

why did katy fall off her bike?

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Sex education in Texas.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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