Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

What's 9 + 10 19

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

My wife made me a sandwich

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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