- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

What's 9 + 10 19

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

Women's rights

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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