knock knock! whos there? me! me who? thats right! whats right? meehoo! thats what i want to know! whats what you want to know? me who? yes, exactly! exactly what? yes, i have an exactlywatt on a chain! exactly what on a chain? yes! yes what? no, exactlywatt! thats what i want to know! i told you--exactlywatt! exactly what? yes! yes what? yes, its with me! whats with you? exactlywatt--thats whats with me! me who? yes! Go away! knock knock.....

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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