- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

I have a really funny joke.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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