- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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