Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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You're a big fat monkey.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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