Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Bacon is delcious.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Steve Jobs is alive.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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