What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Face Hunter is scum

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

that wall over there ->

www.hurr-durr.com

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

women's rights

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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