What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

thumb_up thumb_down +7

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Link ate ink to make him sink.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

thumb_up thumb_down +7

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

thumb_up thumb_down +7

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

thumb_up thumb_down +7

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops