"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

an ethopian thanksgiving

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Long joke Your such a downey

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Antijokes...

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

hi mom

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Julian Ha.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

Roses are blue Colton is gay

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

A sober Irish individual.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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