What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

ecks! why zee?

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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