Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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