- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

ecks! why zee?

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

A black student graduated High School

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

so today i took a poop. hehe

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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