- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

The Charlotte Bobcats

knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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