- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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