If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Blacks

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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