- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

Neither did she.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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