- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

Women's rights

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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