- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

What did the snake say to the rat?

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