Why did the boy cry Because he fell

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

Long joke Your such a downey

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Julian Ha.

an ethopian thanksgiving

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

hi mom

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