Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

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My wife made me a sandwich

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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GOODBYE

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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