- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

who's a slut... you're mom

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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