- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

What happened to your hamster? It died.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

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