- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

A blonde walked into a bar.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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