You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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