How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What? Why?

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Face Hunter is scum

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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