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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

A: why do elephants paint their toenails red? B: why? A: so they can hide in cherry trees B: I don't get it A: have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? B: no... A: exactly

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

cats are pussies

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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