Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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DAAAAAAAAMN! I AM BEHIND THE SQUARE WHEEL AGAIN! AND THAT SHIT IS POINTY! PRETENDING TO CARE IS SUCH A HASSLE! Anyway, I hope you know I was joking (otherwise you would totally be,not as smart as I thought) but yeah lets see, I am the fourth most pointless MAN, after "The square wheel", "My wife" (:)) I guess some guy just married the wrong wife huh?) And the the fucking wheel is a billion times more manly than Justin Bible or whatever you called that... Thing, and that wheel is made from a female tree! What? HAVE THE LAST COMMENT? I DO NOT GET HAVE! I GET TAKE BY FORCE! Well as far as comments and go, and sex of course.

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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Let's say you're inside a building and you are lost. You need to find directions to get out. But the building is so big almost like a maze or labyrinth. You start walking until you see 2 doors and each door is guarded by a man. Now in between the 2 doors is a message on the wall. It says: "Dear friend, I assume that you are lost and want to get out. There is hope! You have an option to choose one of these doors guarded by these men. You may ask one of these men which door leads to freedom. However, 1 guard ALWAYS tells a lie and 1 guard ALWAYS tells the truth. If you are to choose the wrong door, you will be locked in the building forever. So choose wisely and ask the right question. Good luck! Sincerely, the owner of the building." So you think to yourself and try to figure out what the hell did you get yourself into. This is a very tricking situation. You have one liar and one honest man. How can you tell which is lying and with is telling the truth? After minutes of confusion and thinking, you have finally decided to ask one guard a question. ----spoiler alert----- So you ask the guard one question. "What would the other guard say is the door to freedom?" The guard said "This door" You choose the opposite door and you are now free. The End [Explanation: You have 2 doors. Let's say door A is losing and door B is winning. If you ask the liar what would the other guard say, he we lie and say door A. So you pick the opposite door, which door B and you win. Now if you ask the truth teller what would the other guard say, he we tell the truth and say the same answer, door A. So you pick the opposite door and win]

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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