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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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