- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

I'm Polish.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Poop

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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