- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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