why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

A baby seal walks into a club.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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