- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

once you go black your credit goes wack

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Chuck Norris.

can you pass the soap?

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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