- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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PIED NINNY!

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

WNBA

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

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