- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

bryden is a faggot

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

How do you spell eight? 8

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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