Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Woman rights.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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