- Anti Joke

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Two guys walk into a bar.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.