A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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Miscarriages.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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