A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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dry handjob

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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