- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

Tommy got neutered.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??