- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

Yo mama is so fat she died

What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

I have a really funny joke.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

drugs.

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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