In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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Tommy got neutered.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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