- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

I have a really funny joke.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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