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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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