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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

Vote this down and get DOXED

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Banana Hamock.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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