- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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