What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

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3 men are walking down a dirt path. One is a retired member of the US Air Force. The other of the Marines. The last one of the Navy. They are arguing about why their respective section of the military is the best. They lose track of where they're going and fall off of a cliff onto the spinning propeller of a US Coast Guard helicopter.

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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Patriarchy.

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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your life

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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