- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

knock knock Dave's not here.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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