-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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