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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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