- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

You're a big fat monkey.

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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