- Anti Joke

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

all jokes aside...

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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