What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

an ethopian thanksgiving

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Antijokes...

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

hi mom

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

A sober Irish individual.

Julian Ha.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

Long joke Your such a downey

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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