What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

Woman rights.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

What the hell are you doing?

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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