A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

my wife out of the kitchen

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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