The Princess is in another castle

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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A man did not like this site

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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The EPA.

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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