- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Firgen and the blung brigade

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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