A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

bryden is a faggot

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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