- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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