- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

whats up and also down? your mum

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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