- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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