- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

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