whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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