- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

A drunk guy walks into a car

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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