i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

My wife made me a sandwich

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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