- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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