jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver comes into the bar and gulps down the guys drink and the guy starts crying the lorry driver says "dont cry ill buy you another" thee guy sas "it's not that today i woke up late for work and when i got there i got fired and then when i went to go home feeling depressed my car doesnt startand so i walk home and i find my wife in bed with the gardener and so i came here to die but you drank my poison"

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

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There was a man driving his truck down a dark road, half way down the road he see's a man walking alone. He stops beside him, winds down his window and says "Oi mate, need a lift"? The man replies "yeah sure, but can i sleep in the back of the truck"? The driver replies "Yeah sure" later on as the man is sleeping he hears a big bang. "what was that" the man asks. The driver says "Don't worry i just hit a cow, go back to sleep". time goes by and he hears another bang. "W-what was that". "Don't worry i just hit a moose, go back to sleep and ill wake you when we arrive". Few moments latter he hears a tick tick bang. He gets up and yells "What was that"? The driver replies "Dont worry mate i just hit a aboriginal" The man replies "What was those two ticks before that"?. The driver says "I had to drive through two fences to hit the bastard"

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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