What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

drugs.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

eden stop

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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