- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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