- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Women's rights.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

What's brown and sticky A stick

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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