Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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Your mums a potato

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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Anti Joke

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