knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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