What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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i have a christmas tree.

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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