- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

Women

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Why can't jokes spit?

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

The WNBA.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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