Uh no, yogurt as in the bacteria that they add to milk in order to make the finished product yogurt. You see, while the effect is seen in twins (for example if one twin gets raped, the other gets a fucking sore ass) Sorry, I am still under trance here myself, you get out of it, I am gonna have some fun, go splash some water on your face. I mean people go like "woah that is impossible it only happens in rare cases and so on right?" Fun stuff: Yogurt, you can seal yogurt in a steel container miles away after separating its culture (basically having a colony living together and then moving them away from each other as in 30000 kilometers and sealing them in soundproof safe`s and whatnot. Feed one half of the yogurt, and the other one far far away begins munching into thin air, now keep the food close to the yogurt, and the bacteria will begin "begging for it" (as in when baby chicks notice the parent has arrived with food), and so will the culture of yogurt sealed in a safe 30000 miles away. Why? Living in similar states, brings a natural connection, we are attracted to similarities, and as far as the human knowledge of the LAW of attraction goes, distance is not a factor, look it up, or just believe me.

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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A midget walked under a bar.

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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