- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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