Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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