What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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Anti Joke

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