- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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What is more worse than death? Death

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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