Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Womens rights

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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