- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

destiny

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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