- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

Women's Rights..

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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