- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

i dont fisish anythi

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??