knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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knock,knock you suck

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Reverse psychology never fails.

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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Equal rights!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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Anti Joke

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