Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

A fish swims up your penis...

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

I like U.............................nicorns :D

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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