why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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What's 9 + 10 19

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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Women's rights

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

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Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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GOODBYE

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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