It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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hello

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a chinese man pays the full price

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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