How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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