- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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