What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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A king's son's birthday was coming up and the king asked,"Son i'm the king. You can have anything you want." And the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." For his birthday he got a rollar coster, a pizzaria, a new car, and of corse, some purple ping pong balls. The next year the king asked,"Son, i'm the king, you can have anything you want." and the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." And for his birthday he got a manchin, an iphone, a water park, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. One day, the prince was driving in his car and was in a terrible car accadent. On his death bed, his father asked him one final question,"Son, why did you want all of those purple ping pong balls?" And the son answered,"Well, i wanted all of them because-" and then he died.

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

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A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

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Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

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Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

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Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

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How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

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I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

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What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

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What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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Anti Joke

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