A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

what is racecar backwards in reverse

A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

smell the vitamin C

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

it was all Tagart

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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