Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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Balls

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hi

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An Aisian failed a test

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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your life

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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Patriarchy.

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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