What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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