Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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sucks Syntax...

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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