What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

nothing

Robin, get in the batmobile

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Hail Hitler

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

c-? men, C-men

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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