- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

once you go black your credit goes wack

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

So one time there was this woman learning...

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

A man did not like this site

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

Chuck Norris.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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