A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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