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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

A women in the kitchen.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

there once was a black man who played basketball

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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